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The Art of Catching Trains
Bryan Dawe argues that European rail travel is not only romantic, stress-free and great
for chance encounters, it’s also first-class for the environment.

Politicians are generally not fond of political
satirists and we humble ridiculers go out of
way to avoid most politicians.

It was due therefore to an unhappy quirk of timing that Alexander Downer, our Foreign Minister, and I chanced to meet on a deserted platform of the beautiful 19th century Longreach railway station in Western Queensland.

Unable to avoid the encounter, we grappled to find a topic of conversation other than politics until it emerged that a shared a love of trains had led each to the station.

After a suitably polite interval discussing the subject, Alexander's words as he strode from the platform left me a little bewildered: 'Anyway, Bryan, we don't have to travel on trains any more, do we?' His love of trains clearly did not extend to travelling on them.

My choice to travel by train isn't about whether I can afford faster means of transport or not. Given the option between travelling by air or rail, I succumb to my addiction - trains will always be my first preference.

I agree with Orson Welles' view on air travel: 'There are only two emotions in a plane: boredom and terror'.

Further, my dislike of airports is best described by British writer, the late Dennis Potter, who said: 'I did not fully understand the dread term "terminal illness" until I saw Heathrow for myself.'

My romance with rail travel began in the seventies following a train trip from Zagreb, Croatia through Serbia, Macedonia into Greece. For a wide-eyed innocent from Adelaide on his first overseas trip the journey that revealed, not just a diversity of scenery but living conditions that were often confronting.

Observing the oppressive housing of communist regimes, the poverty in some of the rural areas and the drabness it engendered in these societies, made me appreciate the freedoms I had taken for granted in Australia.

Having returned to Europe regularly since then my liaison amoureuse with European train travel has not diminished in the intervening years.

I recently had cause to recollect Downer's dismissive words after my partner, the Kiwi, and I spent two and a half months last European winter travelling by train from Austria through Romania, Hungary, Slovakia, Czechoslovakia, Italy, Spain, Morocco and France, ending our trip in London via the Chunnel train from Paris. A rail journey that was as much fun as is legally allowable under the Geneva Convention.

Constant travel as part of your work can often
discourage non-essential wayfaring, but personally, any weariness entirely disappears at the prospect of setting out on a long train journey to a new destination.

Part of the joy of train travel is the beauty and ambience of many of the larger European railway stations. Important historically and architecturally, they are also microcosms of their city; linking an entire country, they are meeting places, dining venues, workplaces both legal and otherwise, music and street theatre venues and homes to those unable to find shelter. For those given to people-watching there are no better vantage points than the platform bar or café of a large European station.

Two fine examples are in Paris: the Gare de Nord from where the Eurostar departs for London and the Gare de Lyon, where the super fast TGV trains leave for the South of France.

Under the magnificent roof of the Gare Du Lyon is a treasure that should not be missed - the remarkable Belle Époque Train Bleu restaurant. Built in 1901 to impress foreigners attending the Universal Exhibition, the sculptures, chandeliers, and frescoes adorning the Train Bleu provide a breathtaking visual experience. It is well worth the price of a coffee to savour surrounds that have long been a favourite haunt of writers and artists and had regular patrons in Coco Chanel, Jean Cocteau, Sarah Bernhardt, Colette and Dali.

Less affluent but no less captivating is Budapest's Keleti pályaudvar station on Baross Square. Constructed between 1881 and 1884, it was at the time one of the most modern railway stations in Europe. Underneath Keleti is the Metro which, inaugurated in May 1896 by Emperor Franz Joseph to celebrate a thousand years since the arrival of the Magyars, was the first underground rail system in Europe.

If you are a lover of coffee, you can experience one of Europe's finest cafes by taking the Metro from Keleti to Vorosmarty Square, and exiting at the doorway of the famous Café Gerbaud. After a coffee and pastry or hot chocolate so rich you could backstroke in it, waddle back down to the Metro and catch the M1 to Széchenyi fürd, where you can pretend to work off calories with an occasional lap of the beautiful outdoor thermal Széchenyi Baths - one of the half a dozen excellent thermal baths in Budapest. In winter, for a small fee, which includes entry, towel
and cossie hire, through the rising steam you can watch the locals play chess on floating boards as you soak in heated pools surrounded by snow.

While a great variety of food is available on most international European trains, part of the fun of travelling is discovering the food markets and purchasing local fare for the journey ahead. Like a Royal Flush that beats all comers in a poker game, a picnic on a European train trumps anything else. On a long haul particularly, there is nothing more satisfying than the ritual unwrapping of wine glasses,
cheese, salami, and olives, and as tradition dictates, popping the cork from the first bottle of local vino before the familiar conductor whistle is heard.

Overnight travel in a sleeper offers its own particular pleasures, the anticipation of the journey ahead, and the arrival in an unfamiliar destination. There is something magical about lying in bed, lulled by the hypnotic rhythm of the train wheels and the odd red, watching the countryside unfold in the evening light. Deeper into the night, as the train speeds through remote stations, the darkness relieved by a single light under which stands the lone figure of the station master, uniformed and with flag by his side, presents an eerie solitude reminiscent of an Edward Hopper painting.

By choice, most of my train journeys throughout Europe have been during winter. Considerably fewer tourists, a greater likelihood of securing sleepers or couchettes and the breathtaking beauty of snow dusted landscapes, outweigh any disadvantages of travelling with additional woollies and soggy socks.

There is also something soothing about exchanging the harshly lit Australian summer for the winter light in Europe. It is impossible to remain absorbed in a book or penning your magnum opus as the afternoon light, soft and diffused, gives passing villages the appearance of a sepia photograph.

Over the years of journeying by rail, I have been entertained, charmed, educated by, shared food and wine, and laughed with some very fine and generous fellow travellers.

One certainty about appearing on television once a week for over 15 years is that you are going to be recognised on occasion; a happy by-product of which is that you meet a lot of interesting people.

Not that you are prepared for it at 5 am sitting on a commuter train on the French-Spanish border town of Portbou on the last leg of a memorable 20 hour train journey from Italy's Adriatic coast to Barcelona, unshaven, ill-kempt, in want of a shower, a little weary and baiting the equally dishevelled Kiwi for sport. So when a distinctly Australian voice remarked laconically 'You're a long way from home' the temptation was to act dumb and respond 'No speaka da English'. Thankfully, I didn't, Alf turned out to be a wonderful companion, an inveterate traveller who has a job many would covet: he spends eight months of the year teaching 'corporate suits' stuff they already know and gets paid sufficiently for it to spend the remaining four travelling. While we were seeking Gaudi's Barcelona, Alf was chasing the light of Caravaggio at the Prado in Madrid.

Train travel engenders a sense of community that is lacking on planes. I can't think of an occasion on a plane trip when passengers upon hearing their language being severely butchered by two foreigners trying to order a sandwich, politely came forward - as they did on a train from Hungary to Romania - offering a free pronunciation course in the Romanian language.

Not only does train travel offer a much more intimate view of a country than is possible from 30,000 feet, you are not subjected to the indignity of sitting in foetal position for 24 hours - wedged next to a marketing manager from a national chicken concern, from whom the only respite is the occasional trip to the loo, or a lap around the cabin.

On a train should you find yourself seated next to a stranger you could cheerfully strangle, you can always beat a hasty retreat to the bar or restaurant carriage.

Over and above the romantic reasons for choosing to travel by train, there is a far more pressing one.

There is now great concern worldwide over the impact of aviation and shipping fuels on climate change. While debate rages over the effects of increased aviation emissions arising from cheap flights, the emissions from shipping lines - greater offenders than planes - quietly remain the elephant in the loungeroom.

In the United Kingdom and Europe, there exists a growing band of concerned travellers who are
choosing not to fly at all or who are limiting their air travel, electing to journey by train instead because of the substantially reduced impact on the environment.

Cheap flights have revolutionised travel in Europe but climate experts are predicting their days are numbered. They argue that: should airlines, who are not part of the Kyoto agreement be brought within the EU European Emissions Trading Scheme, as it appears they will be obliged to, the days of heavily subsidised air travel will be over forcing airlines to take responsibility for the full environmental cost of their emissions - in short, goodbye cheap air travel.

While environmental concerns force reality pills down the throats of airlines and shipping companies, I'm feeling a little parched - pass the corkscrew I think I just heard a conductor's whistle.

GETTING THERE:
From Australia, if commencing train travel from
Paris: Air France or the myriad of other international carriers with add-on flights to Paris.
Air France: www.airfrance.com.au
Qantas: www.qantas.com.au

CONTACTS:
Rail Enquiries/Eurail passes:
RailPlus Australia: www.railplus.com.au
Rail Plus, Level 4, 10-6 Queen Street, Melbourne T: 03 9642 8644

WHEN TO GO:
Any season, however, during the peak summer period seats on the trains are in much higher demand and seat, couchette and sleeper reservations are essential. These can be reserved at the stations or before you leave - contact Rail Plus. For those who don't mind rugging up, mid-late December through February when the snow is falling makes any train trip, particularly through the alpine regions, both charming and magical. There are fewer tourists and it is more relaxed.

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